T.G.I.F.

You know, generally speaking. right Mueller?

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My First Redacted Poem

T.G.I.F.

If Mueller was good at destroying things as the Accuser-in-Chief claims, this would be over by now.

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T.G.I.F.

Can someone be just 0.007% more assertive than Robert Mueller and get something done in this department? Thanks.

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Happy End-of--the Month!

My latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem is now up with the best of the worst of the Alt-Right. Tweaked the look of this column over the last few weeks. No more funny graphics at the end. Letting the piece speak for itself (even if it's gibberish). Read it now at Medium. 

T.G.I.F.

Now that Mueller's report reveals everything we already knew from years of "fake news," can it happen now?

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T.G.I.F.

According to the Mueller report, Trump said, "This is the end of my Presidency."

America, are you going to make a liar out of him?

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I'm Finally Up, So This Poem is Finally Up

Another month gone. That means I recap the (*cough* *cough* *ahem*) alternative news headlines in my monthly found poem Tales of the Alt-Blight. I tried to get this out on the 28th of last month, but the sad truth is I fell asleep early the past two nights. Because if you work late two nights earlier in the week, you have to make up for it somehow.  Another part of growing older. Fear it, people.

I always start piecing the poem together early in the month with the hopes of getting it out just before the months' end. Weird thing is, the alternative news overall kept on acting like it was waiting for...something...to happen. It was like they were doing their best impression of the Mueller investigation. Except, y'know, stuff actually has been happening.

At any rate, thanks for your patience. Here's the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight up now on Medium.
 

Now Here's the Worst for First

January has come and gone, but the bullshit headlines the alt-right comes out with will sadly live for much longer. Read "Bats and Bombshells," my latest Tales of the Alt-Blight found poem, the first one for 2019, up now at Medium. 

Well That Was a Strange Month

Misinformation got biblical in time for the mid terms. Tales of the Alt-Blight, my found poem of the most interesting "alternative" news headlines is up now. Read "Angels, Demons and Other Distractions."

This Week's End-of-the-Week Bonus Friendly Reminder

From last night's demonstration at the State House. 

Didn't want to sit on this one until Monday.