Showing posts with label Rudy Giuliani. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rudy Giuliani. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 09, 2021

American Haiku: Another Rudy Non-Surprise!

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 


American Haiku: Another Rudy Non-Surprise!

Five-seven oh no!
Rudy's known bad thing? Real bad!
Who can keep up? Who can keep up?

Saturday, May 01, 2021

Oh, Rudy

My poem "Items Not Seized from Rudy Giuliani’s Home" was published in today's edition of The New Verse News. Thanks again to James Penha for publishing me.


Friday, April 30, 2021

Wednesday, January 27, 2021

American Haiku: Oh, That GOP

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.

 
 
American Haiku: World Trump Party
 
Five-seven-five Waahhh.
Democrats need to move on.
(Lincoln, Reagan, Trump...Lincoln, Reagan, Trump...)



Monday, December 07, 2020

We'll Take Any Guilty Plea We Can!

Geoffrey Fallon kicks off Monday not with a bang, but with...well, just read his comic "The Secrets of Skinny People" at Oddball Magazine. Welcome to the week!

 

Friday, November 20, 2020

T.G.I.F.

If we did impeach him again, then Rudy would be forced to talk until he melted away completely!

T.G.I.F. Trump Get Impeached Forever!
Inspired by DL Polonsky.

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

American Haiku: Thirsty Rudy

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.
 
Thirsty Rudy, Rudy, bay-baaaay!

American Haiku: Thirsty Rudy

Five-seven-five fraud!
No twenty-thou words in court!
(I just want to be loved again...I just want to be loved again...)

Friday, October 25, 2019

Here Comes my Weekly Jesus Poem Report!

Thanks once once again to Michael Broder for publishing my latest, "Rudy Giuliani Jesus Tanka," in today's What Rough Beast, the poem-a-day project from Indolent Books.


T.G.I.F.

I will also settle for live footage of Rudy Giuliani being led to prison.

 Art by DL Polonsky