Poor Texas. For Kristi Noem to have to approve everything FEMA does personally is like the head of surgery approving every time a nurse calls a patient.
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 31, 2024
American Haiku: Lone Star State Wants Their Sovereign Checks
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Lone Star State Wants Their Sovereign Checks
Wednesday, October 13, 2021
American Haiku: Hold Texas' Beer
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
F--- off MAGA lite!
Texas kills people quicker!
(Dave Chappelle...Dave Chappelle)
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
American Haiku: New Texas Motto
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: New Texas Motto
lone star to infects the rest,
something something friendship.
Wednesday, March 03, 2021
American Haiku: Texas the No Star State
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Texas the No Star State
Five-seven yee haw!
Numb, dumb and free! Numb, dumb and free!
Wednesday, February 24, 2021
American Haiku: Texas Power
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
''American Haiku: Texas Power
Five-seven-five ha!
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