When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here.
![Boston Herald, Top Headline, Tom's Time?: [Tom] Brady at ease ahead of his possible Pats finale...Bottom healkine: Reports: Airstrike on Baghdad Airport, U.S. Blamed: Top Iranian General Killed](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhznXejEahzfXjeooCwmVyA1IVk6dS66LD5gF3n_S_bWoG_Xs3NS_rK_06cbDdQgtR14LQt3vmjjWeMyzFLaiJwTnQqlCKFBzcysXvzsWRtRhPwHm3b7OY-lapAQ_FuIo5QZbA8/s400/Good+Old+Boston+Herald.jpg "Boston Herald, Top Headline, Tom's Time?: [Tom] Brady at ease ahead of his possible Pats finale...Bottom healkine: Reports: Airstrike on Baghdad Airport, U.S. Blamed: Top Iranian General Killed")
What World War Three What?!?
Tom Brady might retire!!!
Bury the lead! Bury the lead!
Update: The Globe wasn't much better, but at least Brady didn't take three quarters of the front page.
And unlike the Herald's "U.S. Blamed" line, at least the Globe waited long enough for the Pentagon to go, Yep, we done did that.
![Boston Herald, Top Headline, Tom's Time?: [Tom] Brady at ease ahead of his possible Pats finale...Bottom healkine: Reports: Airstrike on Baghdad Airport, U.S. Blamed: Top Iranian General Killed](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhznXejEahzfXjeooCwmVyA1IVk6dS66LD5gF3n_S_bWoG_Xs3NS_rK_06cbDdQgtR14LQt3vmjjWeMyzFLaiJwTnQqlCKFBzcysXvzsWRtRhPwHm3b7OY-lapAQ_FuIo5QZbA8/s1600/Good+Old+Boston+Herald.jpg "Boston Herald, Top Headline, Tom's Time?: [Tom] Brady at ease ahead of his possible Pats finale...Bottom healkine: Reports: Airstrike on Baghdad Airport, U.S. Blamed: Top Iranian General Killed")
What World War Three What?!?
Tom Brady might retire!!!
Bury the lead! Bury the lead!
Update: The Globe wasn't much better, but at least Brady didn't take three quarters of the front page.
And unlike the Herald's "U.S. Blamed" line, at least the Globe waited long enough for the Pentagon to go, Yep, we done did that.
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