News from the Frint: Unfriendly Reminder

Maybe now he’ll go back to talking about asses.

 

News from the Front: Really?

I needed this.

News from the Front: Voted

The more you know. 

News from the Front: Whoops

 Never rely on blonde DEI hires. 

News from the Front: First Day

Congratulations person whose name I’ll never remember past this video.

News from the Front: UN

He gets confused when his eyes are open.

News from the Front Exclusive!

Reporting the news before it happens!

News from the Front Lit Crit, 8-2-26

As deep a dive as I can muster.

 

News from the Front: Sponsor!

I have a right to not make money the same as all of you!

 

News from the Front, 7-19-26: I Got Nothing

We report the news then make up stuff that will probably happen. 

News from the Front Returns!

Back from my non-vacation vacation. Let’s go, buddy! 

News from the Front BREAKING

Follow me for more news on decaying soulless octogenarians propped up by evil science. Or not.

News from the Front, 7-1-26: Zombie Journalism

Not enough popcorn to outlast this slow death.

News from the Front, 6-5-26

Phoning in a quick one. 

 

News from the Front, 6-3-26

Got a feeling.
 

News from the Front, 5-30-26

I didn't get to add a TMNT joke for Vanilla Ice. 

 

News from the Front Update

No bad news is good news. 

 

News from the Front Is Back!

Damn all my stop starts.

 

News from the Front, 5-3-26

Bonus content for the weekend.

 

News from the Front, 5-2-26

Thanks to Ari for the new graphic.