American Haiku: One Perfect Follow-Up After Another

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: One Perfect Follow-Up After Another

 

Perfect peace deal done!

the bombings will continue

until my perfect peace plan improves!

American Haiku: Trump Does a Negotiation

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Does a Negotiation

 

It's deal and no deal!

Peaceful bombings continue
until America reenters World Cup!

American Haiku: The New Old Deal

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: The New Old Deal

 

Same as before but

way more dead Iranians.
Trump wins again. Trump always wins again.

American Haiku: Sequel Baiting

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Sequel Baiting

Gotta save Kuwait!
One more box office sequel
starring Trump as Jesus Christ!

New One

Saw this all over the place heading to Malden this past Monday.

American Haiku: Trump Says No No More Anymore

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Says No No More Anymore

No more Mister Nice
Guy Who Drops Bombs! Now I'll be
Mr. Not Nice Guy Who Also Drops Bombs!

American Haiku: Trump's Unedited Address

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Unedited Address

America, the 
war could end in two weeks if
all the democrats and grown up kids I touched would just die!

American Haiku: Trump Bombs

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Bombs

 

F--king history!

I'm the first "F--k" president

in the history of F--ks!

Should Have Seen This Something

Should have known America would become one big "South Park" meme.

This Week's Friendly Reminder

Found this on a Park Street wall while waiting for the red line.

And with a "Keep On Truckin'" pose, no less

May I offer an extra reminder? It's good to remember that this could all be a way to distract from impeachment, but it's just as possible that the current administration could do something equally insane this week to make us even forget about impending World War Three.

In these times, our greatest heroes may be those who are able to remember, list and catalogue every atrocity this administration commits.

American Haiku Dispatch from WWIII

American Haiku: Keep Calm

Five-seven-five me!
Please ignore smoke and fire!
All is well! All is well!

World War III Haiku

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here.

American Haiku: Flag Burns

Five-seven-five--War!
World leaders play schoolyard tag!
Got you last! Got you last!