Showing posts with label Mike Pence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mike Pence. Show all posts

Friday, February 10, 2023

Bonus American Haiku: Search and Seize, Pick and Choose

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. Oh yeah, and sometimes I write more than one a week.

Bonus American Haiku: Search and Seize, Pick and Choose

Mike Pence's home searched?
This mean's they're getting closer
to finding Hillary Clinton's emails!

Friday, July 08, 2022

Bear With Me

 Has anyone tried to make an adult film based on the January 6 insurrection?

We could call it Hung Mike Pence.

PS I am so sorry.


Wednesday, November 10, 2021

American Haiku: Pence in the Warehouse

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Pence in the Warehouse 

Lord Savior Trump?

Monday, January 18, 2021

No Reminder Needed for This

If he had been gone after January 2017, it still wouldn't have been soon enough. It can't happen soon enough now.

Trump/Pence Out Now! Refusefascism.org #OutNOW

Wednesday, January 13, 2021

VP Limerick

 

There once was a veep named Mike Pence
who spent years on Trump's side of the fence.
Now there's some call him strong,
a hero at country's expense.

Wednesday, October 21, 2020

American Haiku: MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.
 
 
American Haiku: MAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Five-seven-five let's
Make America Great Again, Again! Make America Great Again, Again!

Monday, October 12, 2020

Wednesday, April 29, 2020

American Haiku: Pence Revival

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here.


Five-seven-five praise!
Touch my lips, and you'll be healed!
(Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.)