Proof of Life?

I don't care how many times Fox News dramatically reads the press release. 

 

Your Weekly Dose of God

The best I can bother with today is a picture of Mitch McConnell and Lindsey Graham in the afterlife most people are picturing them in today.  

Breaking! Mitch McConnell Holds a Surprise Press Conference!

He's showing greater mobility. 

 

Mitch McConnell Reached!

A felon can't vote, but they can hold office. Same with dead people.

News from the Front BREAKING

Follow me for more news on decaying soulless octogenarians propped up by evil science. Or not.

How Are You Still Alive?

In honor of Mitch McConnell's birthday, here's my Frank O'Hara take I published a while back on Substack.

 

Mitch McConnell, Meet Frank O'Hara

Trying something different this week. My Mitch McConnell/Frank O'Hara mashup is up now on Substack.

 

American Haiku: GOP React to Trump Vs. McConnell

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: GOP React to Trump Vs. McConnell

 

Five-seven-five NO!!

Pot and kettle stop fighting!

Black Lives Matter! Black Lives Matter!

American Haiku: Mitch's Slight of Hand

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.

 

 

American Haiku: Mitch's Slight of Hand

 

Five-seven-five wait!

I've always been on your side!

(please don't notice the blood...please don't notice the blood...)

Additional and Vital Friendly Reminder

For Trump to still be called Mr. President after these last four years would be disgraceful.

 Impeach him. Please. 

If it doesn't happen, let's stick with calling him Mr. Trump from now on.

American Haiku: Mitch Dictates the Pitch

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here and scrolling down.

 

 

American Haiku: Mitch Dictates the Pitch
 

Five-seven hold up.

No need to rock boat further.

(We still have it all. We still have it all.)

To Mark the Day

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here.

American Haiku: Acquittal Day

Fuck five-seven-five!
GOP stacks everything!
Our vote counts! Our vote counts!
 

My Two Cents Told in American Haiku

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here.

American Haiku: Senate Predictions

Five-Seven-Five No!
Witnesses! Let's wrap this up!
T.G.I.F.! T.G.I.F.!

It's American Haiku Time! (yay?)

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read my first one, and others I've written since, by clicking here.

American Haiku: Mitch McConnell

More like Five-Seven--!
You'll never get full picture!
Nyah-nyah-na-na-nyah! Nyah-nyah-na-na-nyah!

For Columbus Day

"With fifty men we could subjugate them all and make them do whatever we want."

--Mitch McConnell