American Haiku: GOP Call Backsies

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: GOP Call Backsies

Of course we all want
names in Epstein files released!
But we meant Clinton's. We meant Obama's.

American Haiku: Faking It, Making It

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Faking It, Making It

 

Congress dilemma: 

How to fake doing our jobs?

Big Beautiful Bill Passed Bad. Big Beautiful Bill Passed Bad. 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

I want to say Congress, but with the added caveat that the face eating is purely performative as I'm sure the bill will be passed with plenty of time to get home and "celebrate" the Fourth of July. 

American Haiku: Civil Inaction

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Civil Inaction

Dear minorities:

You have your rights. We say so.

Happy Black History Month!