This Is Different

I haven't seen this take yet. Does this mean I'm going to see memes of Trump kissing Epstein throughout Pride Month?

Wow

People really want us to leave their pedophile president alone. 
 

American Haiku: Trump Signs With White Out

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Signs With White Out

We Republicans 
have absolutely nothing 
to hide except [Redacted]!

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Donald Trump: Bitten from the grave. 

American Haiku: Comer Chameleon

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Comer Chameleon

Hey everybody!
Here's a picture of Clinton!
(best slight of hand ever!)

American Haiku: Trump's Moot Ultimatum

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Moot Ultimatum

To avenge "Big Balls,"
we will take over DC 
like we were already planning to!

American Haiku: How Ghislie Will Walk

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: How Ghislie Will Walk

Maxwell has produced
A new Epstein list! First name, 
Barack Obama! Second name, Barack Obama! Third name, Barack Obama!

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

QAnon has to be feeling pretty stupid, and the QAnon Shaman is just the most visible example of these idiots at least pretending they see the con now. Chances are, many already could and just don't like being called out about it. 

American Haiku: Mike Johnson Stands Tall on Running

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Mike Johnson Stands Tall on Running

GOP doesn't
play political games when
we're not going to win!

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Is Trump eating his own face over Epstein? 

American Haiku: GOP Call Backsies

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: GOP Call Backsies

Of course we all want
names in Epstein files released!
But we meant Clinton's. We meant Obama's.

All Aboard?

American Haiku: What You Already Knew Revealed!

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: What You Already Knew Revealed!

 

Epstein list coming!

All the names will be renamed!

(Bring  your kids...Bring your kids...)

American Haiku: Shine On, Dim Starr

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Shine On, Dim Starr

Praise Starr for fighting

America's greatest foe:
Consensual sex!

T.G.I.F.

At least we can watch the alt-right feed on each other while we wait for a miracle.

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

T.G.I.F.

He could expedite things by taking Eric and the rest of the family to his deposition.

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

Is It Fall Yet?

The summer feels done, but the alt-news turns up the heat. God that's hokey. But see what I mean with "More Than What We Know," the latest Tales of the Alt-Blight Found Poem, up now at Medium.

Doing the Timely Thing

My poem "Jeffrey Epstein Jesus Tanka" is up now at Indolent Books' What Rough Beast. Thanks again to Michael Broder.