"Dispatches From Florida" and "Florida Conceal" appeared in the "F--k Florida" issue of Unlikely Stories. I've had a beef with Florida for a while, so I'm glad I became part of a concerted effort.
Showing posts with label Florida. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Florida. Show all posts
Sunday, December 31, 2023
Monday, August 21, 2023
F--k Yeah!
My poems "Dispatches From Florida" and "Florida Conceal" are featured in the new "F--k Florida issue of Unlikely Stories Mark V. Thanks to publisher Jonathan Penton for accepting my work.
Thursday, June 29, 2023
I Like This Call for Submissions
Poets and writers, you have less than three days to submit your work. Click here to find out how to submit to the "F--- Florida" issue of Unlikely Stories Mark V.
Wednesday, June 07, 2023
American Haiku: Florida is Fine
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Florida is Fine
Tuesday, May 09, 2023
Monday, April 24, 2023
Wednesday, March 15, 2023
American Haiku: Florida's Future Craigslist Post
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Florida's Future Craigslist Post
Wednesday, October 05, 2022
American Haiku: DeSantis Walks on Burning Water
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: DeSantis Walks on Burning Water
Wednesday, April 13, 2022
American Haiku: Florida Makes Hysteria
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Florida Makes Hysteria
What have black people
Tuesday, November 09, 2021
Stop Florida’s Voter Suppression Law!
Sign the petition and help stop Ron DeSantis' SB 90 bill. You do not have to be a Florida resident to sign it. You don't need to make a donation.
Tuesday, September 21, 2021
Annoying Thought of the Day
So many of this year's summer highlights come from the state that seems to actively dislike me.
Florida is like my abusive high school friend.
He was the first person to ever invite me over to their house for New Year's Eve.
That's when he tricked me into eating dog food.
Monday, September 20, 2021
Summer 2021 Highlights, Part Three
Something for real good this time. I got to take some nice photos down in Florida.
Wednesday, September 08, 2021
American Haiku: Mar-a-Lago Rates New Trump
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Mar-a-Lago Rates New Trump
Trump looks fine! He looks
{which picture's before...which one's after...?)
Wednesday, August 25, 2021
American Haiku: Florida's Victory Dance
When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.
American Haiku: Florida's Victory Dance
What do you mean *cough* get vaccine? *cough*
Bitch, *cough* please. *cough* *cough* We're *cough* Florida. *cough* *cough*
Wednesday, August 18, 2021
Photos that Sum Up Florida, Part Two
A bench with nobody sitting on it. An advertisement that takes up the whole bench offering loans for homes nobody down there can afford. And a hubcap on top of the bench.
Now that's Florida!
Tuesday, August 17, 2021
A Poem for Clarence O'Neal
Last week while in Fort Lauderdale, we made an enjoyable stop at the NSU Art Museum. Then I came across this art from artist Reginald O'Neal.
Monday, August 16, 2021
Vacation Highlight Photo: Girfriend and Molly in the Ocean
Sometimes I like watching people I love frolic better than frolicking myself.
They make it look so easy.
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