American Haiku: Far Right Victory Dance

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Far Right Victory Dance

 

Hunter convicted!

Trump wins the presidency!!

Wait, that's not how it works?!?

American Haiku: Plea for Inanity

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Plea for Inanity

President Putin,

don't harbor coveted dirt.

Keep American dirt in America!