American Haiku: Trump Wants Runner-Up Gold

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Wants Runner-Up Gold

If I call for peace
and Putin doesn't, can I
still get the Nobel Peace Prize?

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

Thanks to Trump, Alaska might be able to see Russia robbing them from their houses. 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

 

Is Trump getting angry at Putin the equivalent of a leopard eating its own face?

American Haiku: Trump Drones

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Drones

 

Bad stuff will happen

if Putin plays with fire!

Why do I smell smoke? Why do I smell smoke?

Love This

A recent political cartoon from Richard Spisak.The Putin mask photoshop is priceless.

 

American Haiku:The Missed Photobomb

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku:The Missed Photobomb

 

Trump sees two tyrants

walking together, asking,

"Why wasn't I invited?"

T.G.I.F.

You know Trump's thinking, If Putin's evil, then what does that make me?

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

American Haiku: Plea for Inanity

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Plea for Inanity

President Putin,

don't harbor coveted dirt.

Keep American dirt in America!

Dear Elon Musk

I saw that Frankie Goes To Hollywood video too.

Relax.

 

American Haiku: F--- It Why Not?

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: F--- It Why Not?

Wrestlemania

with Musk and Putin cage match!

Trump referees, timekeeps and wins championship!

American Haiku: Trump Strokes Again

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Trump Strokes Again

Genius runs Russia

like U.S. but with more tanks.

(Let's go World War Three...Let's Go World War Three...)