A Haiku To Mark the Impeachment Vote

Previous American Haiku here.

American Haiku: The Pelosi Letter

Five-seven-five no!
Grave! Malicious! Slanderous!
These are words! These are words!

Published Today!

My poem "Nancy Pelosi Jesus Tanka" was just published in Indolent Books' What Rough Beast. Can't thank Michael Broder enough.

T.G.I.F.

Is it easier to ask Nancy Pelosi for forgiveness than it is for permission?

 Art by DL Polonsky

T.G.I.F.

Madame Speaker, can't he be both impeached and sent to prison? Isn't politics the art of compromise?

Art by DL Polonsky

T.G.I.F.

Because no matter what stage you believe a human life begins--conception or otherwise--some masses of cells can go seventy-plus years with zero humanity forming.

Art by DL Polonsky

T.G.I.F.

If you really are becoming "self-impeachable" like Nancy Pelosi says, could you hurry it up a little?

Art by DL Polonsky

T.G.I.F.

Madame Speaker, it would be so worth it.

Art by DL Polonsky