Trump Truth Social Gone Batshit

Is Trump trying to make my next blackout poem before I can?

No One Listened

"Don't Make America Sick Again" is a sign that I spotted not after 2020 but during a healthcare rally in April of 2017. 

Another plea that went ignored. 

Just recently, an article came out saying patients are refusing blood from vaccinated donors. 

Donor vaccination status is not tracked, which means people can die from people waiting to receive their so-called untainted blood. 

Too many Americans trust none of the people who have actively worked for years to serve or heal others. 

Instead, they place their faith in the engines that serve to kill dreaded "others" and allow them to watch from their armchairs.

New Clip Video While I Get My Voice Back

America doesn’t have a king! Why aren’t you working?!? UhweyooweyooweyooWEYoo!!!

American Haiku: Trump Says Take Your Boats and Go Home

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Says Take Your Boats and Go Home

Who needs you countries 
when I can trade blood for oil? 
Who's got blood? Who's got blood?

News from the Front, 3-11-26

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American Haiku: Slightly More Dignified Transfer

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Slightly More Dignified Transfer

Where is Trump, you ask?
At the consignment table
ready to sell his hats after the show!

American Haiku: Congress Goes Through Motions

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Congress Goes Through Motions

How dare Trump force us
into a war no one wants
without our acquiescence! 

American Haiku: Trump's Final Message

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump State of the Union Leaked

America has
shit itself before the world,
and you applauded. You applauded.

This Week's Friendly Reminder

Donald Trump still f--king hates you.

American Haiku: When the Leopards' Teeth Start Hurting

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: When the Leopards' Teeth Start Hurting

Now bootlickers say
if Trump loses the midterms,
it's because he really deserves it.

This Week's Friendly Reminder

Remember what people are really dying for: A distraction.

American Haiku: Trump Answers MAGA's "Challenge"

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Answers MAGA's Challenge

Remember, MAGA,
what I really promised you.
Epstein files revealed! End war in Ukraine! The chance to beat on brown people!

American Haiku: Faking It, Making It

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Faking It, Making It

 

Congress dilemma: 

How to fake doing our jobs?

Big Beautiful Bill Passed Bad. Big Beautiful Bill Passed Bad. 

Leopards Eating Faces Update!

 

 

Funniest case of buyer's remorse with Trump supporter's "Rump" watch.

American Haiku: Humor Dies

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Humor Dies

 

Air farce one! Funny!

What about Air Fleece One...*sigh*

Our country's been sold...again.

American Haiku: Everyone's a Deplorable

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Everyone's a Deplorable

 

F--k haiku warnings!

Loyalty oaths will save us!

U-S-A...U-S--NOT MY BABY!

American Haiku: Trump's Not Lying

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump's Not Lying

 

You did ask for this.

America hates itself. 

More and more years. More and more years.

American Haiku: Why Stop at Two?

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Why Stop at Two?

 

With five huge flagpoles,
we can make a pentagram!

Rise, Dow, Rise! Rise, Dow, Rise!

American Haiku: Trump Parties Like It's 1955

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Trump Parties Like It's 1955

 

Me speech has returned.

Get that black guy out of here!

Me speech now! Me speech now!

American Haiku: Clearing Confusion

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

American Haiku: Clearing Confusion

 

Military has

to bring up race. Otherwise,

how will they know who to shoot?