My Latest Frank O'Hara Take

KRISTI NOEM HAS COLLAPSED















                                            *Cough* 

 

How Are You Still Alive?

In honor of Mitch McConnell's birthday, here's my Frank O'Hara take I published a while back on Substack.

 

Mitch McConnell, Meet Frank O'Hara

Trying something different this week. My Mitch McConnell/Frank O'Hara mashup is up now on Substack.

 

Another Joe Biden Falling Poem! Am I the Media Now?

 

 

After The New Verse News published my Joe Biden falling poem based on a William Carlos Williams poem, David Miller made a joke reference to Frank O'Hara's Lana Turner poem. After that, I couldn't help it. All thanks and blame go to him.

 

Poem

Joseph Biden has collapsed!

We wire singing songs of unity

insurrectionists were planning

Disappointment

I never got to do my Frank O'Hara Lana Turner parody about Donald Trump's ramp incident.

Won't do it now. The zeitgeist has passed.

*Sigh*

Oh Donald Trump we beg you fall down.

Poem for Keytar Bear

Poem

Keytar Bear was assaulted!
I was off to the bus and finally
it was sunny and cooling down