A Poem with Porn Face

"At the Pleasure" is my latest blackout poem for Medium.

 

I Wish I Could Stop These

 

"Rule" is my blackout Truth Social erasure poem on Medium.

 

American Haiku: How the 2023 GOP Cop a Plea

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: How the 2023 GOP Cop a Plea

F--- the Democrats!

GOP makes things happen!

(SOS, AOC...SOS, AOC...)

American Haiku: Marjorie's New Man

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Marjorie's New Man

 

He's a cured pedo!

(that's the same thing as gay, right?)

I have a type...I have a type...

American Haiku: Gaetz and Greene Gaslight

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Gaetz and Greene Gaslight

Where were all of you

the day we attacked America?!?

Ask the hard questions! Has the hard questions!

American Haiku: Science Got Gaetz'ed!

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history and takes as long as it wants to complete because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down.

American Haiku: Science Got Gaetz'ed!

"It's just simple math.

Don't want COVID-19? Get COVID-19!

Don't want a groomer? Get a groomer!" 

Happy Birthday, DL Polonsky,

American Haiku: How Low, Tucker?

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: How Low, Tucker?

 

Five-seven-five hey,

just don't lump me with Matt Gaetz!

(Nazi not Pedo....Nazi not Pedo...)

T.G.I.F.

Maybe Trump and Gaetz can lean on each other during their impending court dates? 

Inspired by DL Polonsky.

American Haiku: Tucker Tucks Away

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

 

 

American Haiku: Tucker Tucks Away

 

Five-seven-five hey!

Angry protestors good now!

(Gaetzgate go away...Gaetzgate go away...)

American Haiku: Gaetz Needs Bodies

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 

American Haiku: Gaetz Needs Bodies

 

Five-sev-Hey, Tucker!

Check under this bus for me?

You met my girl! You met my girl!