Wednesday, November 20, 2024

Let's Do This

The last Stone Soup gathering before the hellish holiday week. Join us as we Silent E. takes control of our virtual podium. We hope you can join us. 

Moving Around Again

The Chad Parenteau's Lost Causes newsletter for November 20 is up now at Substack.
 

To Real World Crisis

Thanks to Gregory Ormson for supplying a monster piece to close us out. It's fitting given the last couple of weeks. 

Even better, Bonnie Matthews has come back with a very appropriate photo for this poem. 

Thanks for reading Oddball Magazine today.


December 20: Hear Me at the Poetry Salon of Boston


I have some history with the Poetry Salon of Boston, all the way back to when it was hosted at Ron Goba's home.

Thanks to its current curator, Tom Daley, I'll be returning to the venue on December 20. This is a Zoom gathering.

If you would like to attend, let me know and I will send you the link (privately) when the time comes.

Hope to see some of you online!


From Existential Crisis...

Returning contributor Randall Rogers returns to us to join up with phographer Edward S. Gault. Another special Wednesday for Oddball Magazine starts here. 

More Morning Poetry

 
 
Keith Tornheim is featured in the newest Lyrical Somerville for The Somerville Times.

Tonight: The E is Silent but Strong

Join us this evening as Silent E returns to feature at Stone Soup Poetry. 

Flyer: Silent E Turns Up the Volume for Stone Soup’s November - The artistry of Silent E returns  to Stone Soup Poetry - Wednesday, November 20, 2024 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link

Well Now

Above is a graffiti painting of the "See/Hear/Speak No Evil" monkeys with the words "Harvard Sewed Their Eyes Shut" above. 

I haven't been keeping up as much with local news, but they must have screwed up really bad for people to be badmouthing them all the way down in Northeastern University, where I found this. 


A Graffiti Wars Casualty

I feel bad that as the election heated up people started spraying over other people's art. A blank canvas like the back of a mailbox is no harm, no foul, but to deface the work of Lavender Menace?


A Moment of Comics

Thanksgiving is next week. By total coincidence, I am submitting out of context the final page of Absolute Superman where Lois Lane arrests Superman. Written by Jason Aaron with artwork by Rafa Sandoval and Ulises Arreola,


American Haiku: New New New World Order

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 
 

American Haiku: New New New World Order
 
F--k five-seven-five.
One, two, three...One, two, three...

Happy Birthday, Sheema Kalbasi

 

 


Happy Birthday, Marc Olmsted

 

 


Happy Birthday, David Romero

 

 


Last Night at Downtown Crossing

The red line was down at Park Street. I had to walk a few blocks for a shuttle to Broadway, but at least I got this view. 


Your Wednesday Morning Poetry

Last week, a friend shared a poem by Clint Smith. Thanks to Poetry Daily, I can share it here with you. Read the poem, "When people say, 'we have made it through worse before.'"


Tuesday, November 19, 2024

A Review is In!

A reviewer just called my new collection Cant Republic "An interesting, provocative, and ultimately terrifying rumination on the words of one of the most divisive figures in modern politics." Have you gotten the book yet? Would you be interested in posting a review or even telling me here?


New Work From Elsewhere

 
 
Poetry by Susan Isla Tepper with artwork by Judith A. Lawrence is up now at The Galway Review.

Get Home

Jason Wright returns with his latest Jagged Thought poem column at Oddball Magazine. 


Back to the Tuesday Poem Grind

Tuesday Poem Sixty-Five is now live on my Patreon. Subscribe to read it along with my other secret projects. 


Remember Shoes

Poet Emmie Christie and photographer Phelix Owiny mark this Tuesday at Oddball Magazine. 


This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name

It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.

Network Name: Sex Offender Limited Access--Guest
I wish we saw more of this for real offenders out there.

Happy Belated Birthday, J.P. Dancing Bear

 


Happy Belated Birthday, Michael Czarnecki

 

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Happy Birthday, Denise Washington

 


Happy Birthday, James Berkowitz

See his website. 

Happy Birthday, Sean Cole

 


Happy Birthday, Eric Silverman

 

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Practice Haiku

Start the morning with 
laundry laundry and laundry,
head to job for rest.

Monday, November 18, 2024

Comics Spotlight: Andrew Newall

Thank you for reading Oddball Magazine this Monday.

It Never Fails

 
 
Time pigs always wondering why I get upset when they get right in my face.


Lock Your Doors, Pull the Shades Down

Here's something to get you in the mood for Thanksgiving with words and artwork by Richard Spisak for Oddball Magazine. 

A Video To Send To Your Trump-voting Friends And Family

Just leaving this here.



More Ohio History

Cartoonists are often the best when it comes to recording local history and geography. Find out why by reading this week's "She Who Laughs Lasts" comic by Anne Skove in Oddball Magazine. 


It's Happening

Trying to get a few readings set up over the next few months. 

I have two books to sell. 

Let me know if you'd like me to read at  your venue.

Me and Bret and AI

 

Above is a screenshot of an AI video made by my old college roommate, Bret Kerr, from an old photo from our student newspaper/copy center days. Not sure how I feel about it. I never looked quite like this in my mind's eye (my girlfriend, who knew me in college, begs to differ). Sadly, I did wear those ridiculous shorts. 


When Some People Finally Go

I will know exactly what to do with all my hijacked time is returned to me.

Late Start

See you around one o'clock at Oddball Magazine. 

Soon Silent No Longer

Silent E features this Wednesday at Stone Soup Poetry. 

Flyer: Silent E Turns Up the Volume for Stone Soup’s November - The artistry of Silent E returns  to Stone Soup Poetry - Wednesday, November 20, 2024 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link

Happy Birthday, Hector Gomez

A new discovery.

Happy Birthday, Lisa Cruz

Keep creating.

Happy Birthday, Linda Carney-Goodrich

 

 


It's Over, Gen X

My article on Jake Paul, Mike Tyson and Generation X was published last night at The Ugly Monster. Thanks to Oscar for getting this article out in a timely fashion.


Finally Fall?

The cooler weather is back. Bundle up with a book alongside Marianne Radnitzky.


This Week's Friendly Reminder

There's too much that needs fixing that won't be for a long time.

Sticker: I can't go back to normal - Cure Long COVID - Berlin Buyers Club

My Monday Morning Music

Focusing on James Kochalka Superstar this week. More lightheartedness.

 

 


Sunday, November 17, 2024

Friday, November 15, 2024

My Friday Evening Music

"Honeymooners Rap" by Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy was one of the first bits I heard on Dr. Demento. I played this for a roommate once, and he was appalled. Sleep tight.



Baling Wisdom

Wise Words with Bruce Wise closes out Oddball Magazine. Thanks for reading us this week.

Stone Soup Croutons, 11-13-24: Done Deal


Stone Soup Croutons is a weekly poem I write using lines and impressions selected from Stone Soup Poetry's open mic readers and features. I figure out a title (and sometimes the rest of the poem) later. You can read the other ones I've done since 2015 here.
 
I also have a book collecting the best of my first year of poems. Click here to purchase it.
Thanks for reading. 
 
Timothy Gager's feature was a much needed tonic for the past seven days.

For all our downer poetry, the mood was very update on Wednesday. I regret that this week's poem is not. 
 
Stone Soup will continue to do the one thing we can do while we're still allowed.

Thanks for reading.

 
Cheer Up

We've been sold
another bridge 
made of eggs.

Celebrate

Weird for me to even write a word like "celebrate." You'll understand once you read Janet Cormier's latest. Read Bamboozled No More! now at Oddball Magazine. 

Gabby Gilliam, Virtual Thursdays Dire Literary Series Plus Q and A with Timothy Gager, 11/14/24

Yesterday's Dire today. Hosted by Timothy Gager.



Everything is Wonderful

Maybe I can throw my enemies off with empty praises like the one above. 

Just Checking In

Friday still sucks.

Happy Birthday, Howie Good

 


 

My Friday Sucks

And yours?


My Friday Morning Music

Another Dr. Demento staple. I didn't get this song at all because I hadn't heard any Bob Dylan when I was young. 


 


T.G.I.F.

Picture of braying Donald Trump, words saying "T.G.I.F. Trump, Get Indicted Forever"
Inspired by DL Polonsky.

Thursday, November 14, 2024

Alien Buddha Press Wants to Go Close This Year With Chaos

Call For Submissions: The Alien Buddha’s Chaos Countdowns
 
Deadline: December 7, 2024Theme: Stories set on or around New Year's Eve
 
Word Limit: 5,000 words
 
Accepted Genres:
Horror
Thriller
Mystery/Crime
Party Comedy/Adult Romcom
Sci-Fi
Urban Life
Fringe Fiction
 
Submit your story as a Word doc attachment to abuddhapress@yahoo.com.
 
Don’t forget to include your bio, a short synopsis, and a link to your social media!
 
If previously published include when and where in a footnote.
 

Deadline for Four Feathers Press' Dead Days Tomorrow

 From Don Kingfisher Campbell:

FOUR FEATHERS PRESS ONLINE EDITION: DEAD DAYS

Send up to three poems on the subject of or at least mentioning the words dead and/or day, totaling up to 150 lines in length, in the body of an email message or attached in a Word file to donkingfishercampbell@gmail.com by 11:59 PM PST on November 15th. 

No PDF's please. Color artwork is also desired. Please send in JPG form. No late submissions accepted. 

Poets and artists published in Four Feathers Press Online Edition: Dead Days will be published online and invited to read at the Saturday Afternoon Poetry Zoom meeting on Saturday, November 16th between 3 and 5 pm PST.


Winter is Coming

Patricia Carragon is accepting work for the winter issue of her journal Sense and Sensibility Haiku. Deadline is November 22. Submit with this form.


Tonight: Gabby Gilliam at the Virtual Dire Literary Series

Hosted by Timothy Gager. Click here to join the group and get information on how to join the call.

And don't forget to visit the author's website.

 

Something Had Happened Already

James Van Looy continues with his post-election work. Read It's All One Thing now at Oddball Magazine. 


Feeling Guilty for All the Good News

A poem I wrote over the summer just got accepted by the editor of a certain print journal I've been in before. 

It's so strange how good things keep happening in regards to my writing while the world continues to slowly burn. 


Happy Birthday, Stewart Florsheim

 

 


Timothy Gager Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 11-13-24

From this week's online gathering. Please consider getting Tim's latest collection, Almost Bluing for X-tra Whiteness, via his Venmo (@timothy-gager) or by PayPal (ctgager37@yahoo.com). 

 

 


Thanks to Toni Bee for Capturing the Wave

Stone Soup had an amazing evening. Thanks to Timothy Gager for his much needed feature. Please consider getting Tim's latest collection, Almost Bluing for X-tra Whiteness, via his Venmo (@timothy-gager) or by PayPal (ctgager37@yahoo.com). Come back next week for a special performance by Silent E.