Wednesday, April 17, 2024

Happy International Haiku Day 2024

'Merican haiku?
If there's  no cherry blossoms,
elite don't want 'em.

Forgot to Post This Reaction Haiku Last Week


American Haiku After Discovering
Jack Kerouac's American Haiku

Jack's ghost
gets back on the road
to sue my ass.

I'll Be Much Happier Than Most When the Day's Done

Heading out when I can. Tonight will be busy, but first and foremost I have to prep for Stone Soup. Sue Savoy is featuring tonight, and you should join us. 

Okay, You Got Your Single Step in, Now Walk a Thousand Miles!

The Chad Parenteau's Lost Causes newsletter for April 17 is up now at Substack.


Tonight: Toni Bee's Poetry Workshop.

If you go to Toni's workshop then call in to Stone Soup, I'l be your best frind. Click here to register. 


Drive Carefully

Poet John Greiner and photographer Glenn Bowie give us an appropriate pairing to close out the day. Thanks for getting your poetry and art fix over at Oddball Magazine. 


NaPoWriMo, Day Seventeen, Poem Seventeen

Theorizing Over Juice
 
OJ Simpson 
already died 

First Taste

Poet Jeannie Roberts and artist Ira Joel Haber is our first serving this Wednesday at Oddball Magazine. 


Next Stop!

The transit puns will stop after Sue Savoy features tonight at Stone Soup Poetry.

Flyer: From the T to the Crooked Treehouse to Stone Soup Poetry - Stone Soup Poetry welcomes Sue Savoy reading from her forthcoming book, T Poems: 1995-2024 from Crooked Treehouse Press. - Wednesday, April 17, 2024 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET - Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link

Bonus Comics Moment

Found Liefeld Guy graffiti at a bus stop this morning. Good omen?


A Moment of Comics

More comic creators dumping on poetry and the poets who recite it. Remember when Jonah Hex spent time at a cattle ranch inspired by the life of Oscar Wilde where workers were forced to create music and verse? I'll give it to writer Joe Lansdale and artist Timothy Truman: They capture the awkwardness found at most open mics. A page from Jonah Hex: Riders of the Worm and Such. Story by Lansdale, art by Truman with inks by Sam Glanzman. 


American Haiku: How to Trump a Jury

When I started my Sarcastic Haiku series, I wrote my first American Haiku. An American Haiku doesn't care about tradition, formality or history. it takes as long as it wants to make its point because America. You can read others I've written since by clicking here and scrolling down. 
 
 
American Haiku: How to Trump a Jury
 
Well why wouldn't  you like him?!?
Motion to strike...Motion to strike...

Happy Birthday, Anthony McPherson

 

 


Happy Birthday, Kkumar Prasanna


 


Told You This Was Happening More

Now it's everywhere.

Yellow graffiti: "Israel Targets Civilians" but "Israel" is blotted out by black paint

And it's escalating.

Free Sneakers!

 I wish I remembered the store. I would have totally posted this on Instagram.


City Haiku

Pathway to work
perfumed under foot.
Petals on sidewalk.

Your Wednesday Morning Poetry

You can read and hear "God Willing Valley" and "Poem for Gaza" by Palestinian poet Nyla Matuk in Send My Love to Anyone.

 

Practice Haiku

Four in the morning,
birds awake just to tell me
to go f--k myself.

Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Jason and Me by Geoffrey

Geoffrey Fallon sent me this sketch of me and co-host Jason Wright to remind us he is the number one (as in only) fan of the Week That Was podcast currently on hiatus. The drawing was later utilized in this week's episode of "The Secrets of Skinny People." Hopefully Jason and I will start up again soon.


Tonight: The First and Last Word Poetry Series

 
 
Hosted by Gloria Mindock. Featuring Harris Gardner, Ed Meek and Annie Pluto. Click here to register for the Zoom call. 

Shine

Jason Wright's latest Jagged Thought is up now at Oddball Magazine. 

When An Annoyance is Just Another Writing Prompt

 
 
My fifty-eighth Tuesday Poem is up now on Patreon for subscribers.

 

For Those Feeling Old

Poet Joseph Cooper and artist Thomas Riesner kick off Tuesday over at Oddball Magazine. 


This Week's Most Distinguished Network Name

It's amazing what people will name their online networks. I'm always trying to hijack Wi-Fi when I'm commuting, so I often come across a number of interesting names. Every Tuesday, I post the most impressive and/or cringe-inducing names.

Network Name:  Who gon' Check Me Boo?
The one time I regret doing research...

Happy Birthday, Erik Nelson

 


NaPoWriMo, Day Sixteen, Poem Sixteen

Avoid a Midlife
Crisis in Three Steps
 
Stay ugly 
and old. 

Remember
you're broke.

Monday, April 15, 2024

Oddball Stories with John Garmon

Thank you for reading Oddball Magazine this Monday.

If I Was in New Orleans, I'd Go to This

 
 
Click here for more information. 

A Higher Standard

Don Krieger is back with an essay on the inner workings of one of Trump's many court cases. Read it now at Oddball Magazine. 


Tomorrow: The First and Last Word Poetry Series

 
 
Hosted by Gloria Mindock. Featuring Harris Gardner, Ed Meek and Annie Pluto. Click here to register for the Zoom call. 
 

Two More Days Until Toni Bee's Poetry Workshop

Write with former Poet Populist Toni Bee on the subject of roses and thorns and share the work you create in the session. Click here to register. 


More Show and Tell!

Anne Skove's comic is back. Read "She Who Laughs Lasts," up now at Oddball Magazine. 

Too Short to Be an Erasure Poem, but Closer to TRUTH

Trump's TRUTH Social post from earlier today pre-erasure.

Trump's TRUTH Social 4/15/24 post pre-erasure: I want my VOICE back. This Crooked Judge has GAGGED me. Unconstitutional! The other side can talk about me, but I am not allowed to talk about them! Rigged Trial!

Trump's TRUTH Social post from earlier today post-erasure.

Now I'm Caught in the Metaverse!

Thanks to Geoffrey for letting me and Jason Wright have our say in his comic for the week. Read "The Secrets of Skinny People" and bask in my baldness over at Oddball Magazine. 

Wednesday Coming Around the Bend

Sue Savoy's next stop is Stone Soup Poetry.

Flyer: From the T to the Crooked Treehouse to Stone Soup Poetry - Stone Soup Poetry welcomes Sue Savoy reading from her forthcoming book, T Poems: 1995-2024 from Crooked Treehouse Press. - Wednesday, April 17, 2024 7:00-9:00 P.M. ET - Open mic included! Donations appreciated! - Visit https://stonesouppoetry.blogspot.com/ for the Zoom link

April 17: Sue Savoy from the T to the Virtual Mic

 
 
Sue Savoy has been one of the most consistent open micers at The Cantab Lounge for years. Like many Boston Poets, she gets a lot of writing done on the T. She has a collection of these poems coming out in the summer. You can hear a preview of this collection via our remote gathering this Wednesday on April 17. More local legends join us for National Poetry Month.

Join us on April 17 from 7:00 to 9:00 PM ET by clicking this link.

The meeting ID is 874 4170 0263

Password: stonesoup 


Thank You, Jennifer.

Continuing to celebrate National Poetry Month with work from our contributing artists. Next up is Jennifer Matthews for this early Monday at Oddball Magazine. 


NaPoWriMo, Day Fifteen, Poem Fifteen

No Running
 
Race already won
in rigged version
we take busses to.

Happy Birthday, Beatriz Alba Del Rio

Come back to Oddball Magazine. 


Made Me Smile to Pass By on the Street

I appreciate moments of cartoon levity in graffiti. 

This Week's Friendly Reminder

When people have to alter numbers in their sticker with a marker, things are serious. Try to contribute to the current administration changing their minds.

Graffiti: Anti-Zionism is Not Anti-Semitism - We must all condemn Israel's crimes against humanity in Gaza - 30,000 humans dead - Free Palestine

My Monday Morning Music

I still have the CD from Reg E Gaines this track appears on. His stuff is hard to find online, but I think I have a selection ready.


 


Friday, April 12, 2024

My Friday Evening Music

More jazz and Jack Kerouac with "American Haiku." Hmm. Nice title. Thanks to Gordon Coombes for uploading this. 



Sign Up for Toni Bee's Poetry Workshop

Write with former Poet Populist Toni Bee on the subject of roses and thorns and share the work you create in the session. Click here to register. 


A Special Pairing

For National Poetry Month, we offer up a collaboration featuring Janet Green Riley and our longtime staff photographer Bonnie Matthews Brock. Thank you for reading Oddball Magazine this week and throughout this special month. 


Eclipsed Wisdom

Wise Words by Bruce Wise is up now at Oddball Magazine. 

NaPoWriMo, Day Twelve, Poem Eleven

Idolatry 
 
Mighty fall
because 

it's what
they want.

Not Just Any

Janet Cormier's Bamboozled No More! kicks off Oddball Magazine's Friday.

Stone Soup Croutons, 4-10-24: Boston and West Virginia Have the Same Rapture Issues


Stone Soup Croutons is a weekly poem I write using lines and impressions selected from Stone Soup Poetry's open mic readers and features. I figure out a title (and sometimes the rest of the poem) later. You can read the other ones I've done since 2015 here.
 
I also have a book collecting the best of my first year of poems. Click here to purchase it.

Mary Ann Honaker stopped by for National Poetry Month. It was nice to play over. I thank Mary for reminding me of Henry & Glenn forever and Bil Lewis for his John Denver trivia for inspiring the title. 

Thanks for reading.


Boston and West Virginia Have 
the Same Rapture Issues
 
Can old holiday food be 
repurposed for survival?
What would Dupont do? 

It's Happening Even More

Don't know what the end game is for whoever is doing this. 

Yellow graffiti: "Israel Targets Civilians" but "Israel" is blotted out by black paint

My Friday Morning Music

A jazz and poem combination by Jack Kerouac.


 


T.G.I.F.

Picture of braying Donald Trump, words saying "T.G.I.F. Trump, Get Indicted Forever"
Inspired by DL Polonsky.

Thursday, April 11, 2024

A Moment of Comics Journalism

 
 
Tak Toyoshima's birthday is today. Here's another page from The Comics Interpreter Robert Young recently scanned and sent to me. Tak's interview was the last one I did for the magazine (second volume, third issue). This was during a time when he and Keith Knight were featuring regularly in Boston's Weekly Dig. I got to interview Keith Knight too, but then Robert stopped producing issues of TCI. Maybe someday I'll buy an old mini cassette player and transcribe some of my lost files. Maybe I'll offer them to Robert if he ever produces a collection of the old interviews.
 

Meme Time

Norm Macdonald would have said this.

Norm Macdonald meme: Breaking News - OJ Simpson Outlived Me!

 

Inch Your Way Over Here

 
Inch from Bull City Press is looking for small collections of fiction and poetry. Click here and submit before April 15. 


Scratch That Itch

 
 
Five Fleas (Itchy Poetry) is always looking for submissions.

Let's Find Out


Does It Have Pockets? is looking for submissions. Check out the submission guidelines here.

Robert's Flyer

As could be expected, Robert Fleming made his own flyer for his Dire reading tonight. Click here for more info. 


Tonight: Robert Fleming at the Virtual Dire Literary Series

Hosted by Timothy Gager. Click here to join the group and get information on how to join the call.

And don't forget to visit his page at Old Scratch Press.


An Absolute Label

James Van Looy is back with It's All One Thing. Read his poem column now at Oddball Magazine. 


Mary Ann Honaker Features at Stone Soup Poetry, 4-10-24

From this week's online gathering. Be sure to buy a copy of her latest book from Main Street Rag, Whichever Way the Moon, or sending her cash via her PayPal at persephone576@yahoo.com. 

 

 


So Long Mary Ann!

Thanks so much to Mary Ann Honaker for an excellent feature at last night's Stone Soup. Be sure to buy a copy of her latest book from Main Street Rag, Whichever Way the Moon, or sending her cash via her PayPal at persephone576@yahoo.com. Be sure to join us next week for our next feature for National Poetry Month, Sue Savoy.